{"id":6249,"date":"2018-07-10T13:12:35","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T11:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/?p=6249"},"modified":"2018-12-24T00:17:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-23T23:17:24","slug":"warum-habe-ich-kein-pferd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/?p=6249","title":{"rendered":"Warum habe ich kein Pferd."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-6292\" src=\"http:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/4C470DA9-712E-4D5D-A53E-705F35247379-1024x653.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"627\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/4C470DA9-712E-4D5D-A53E-705F35247379-1024x653.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/4C470DA9-712E-4D5D-A53E-705F35247379-300x191.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/4C470DA9-712E-4D5D-A53E-705F35247379-768x490.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/4C470DA9-712E-4D5D-A53E-705F35247379.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 627px) 100vw, 627px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Strand. Wei\u00dfer Sand. Strahlend blauer Himmel. Langsam versinkt die gelbe Sonne am Horizont. Noch blendet Ihre Strahlkraft meine m\u00fcden Augen. Seichte Wellen pl\u00e4tschern geschmeidig an den unendlich langen Strand. Ich h\u00f6re aus der Ferne leise Panfl\u00f6tenkl\u00e4nge. Zwei gl\u00fcckliche und in sich ruhende Menschen mit zwei sportlich trainierten Rennpferden, die mein Kennerauge sofort als Spitzengalopper identifizieren kann, reiten gl\u00fcckselig in den Sonnenuntergang am Beach von Malibu. Ich bin mittendrin, aber nicht mal ansatzweise dabei. Warum steht vor mir auf dem Bildschirm noch 23 Minuten 19 Sekunden??? Und Schei\u00dfe! Warum habe ich kein Pferd! Gut, mach das Beste draus, denke ich im Angesicht meines mir in B\u00e4chen von Gesicht rinnenden Schwei\u00dfes. Laufe doch einfach mal den beiden buddhistischen Reitern nach und schau mal, wer Erster an der Tr\u00e4nke ist. Wobei, Obacht! Zu nah darf ich nicht aufschlie\u00dfen, sonst wird mir der hochgez\u00fcchtete schwarze Wallach sein Hufe in mein hochrotes Gesicht treten.<\/p>\n<p>Frage: Warum nehm ich denn jetzt nicht das wunderbare wei\u00dfe Handtuch, rei\u00dfe mit die Jogginghose vom Leib und h\u00fcpfe einfach ins 30 Grad warme Wasser von Malibu?<\/p>\n<p>Einen Augenblick nicht aufgepa\u00dft und den Gedanken nachgehangen und schon sind die Pferde hinter einer D\u00fcne verschwunden. Ich dreh durch! Jetzt lauf ich seit eineinhalb km den beiden Kleppern in nicht mehr messbaren Tempo hinter und dann darf ich sie am Ende nicht mal streicheln?<\/p>\n<p>Was zieh ich blo\u00df heute Abend an? 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