{"id":6373,"date":"2018-07-18T08:29:39","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T06:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/?p=6373"},"modified":"2018-12-24T01:00:37","modified_gmt":"2018-12-24T00:00:37","slug":"814-uhr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/?p=6373","title":{"rendered":"8:14 Uhr."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6490\" src=\"http:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/DSC01928.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/DSC01928.jpg 800w, https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/DSC01928-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/troedel-trulla.de\/hinundweg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/DSC01928-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kennst du das, wenn du morgens aufstehst und topfit bist? Ich auch nicht.<\/p>\n<p>8:14 Uhr. Die Sonne scheint! Was soll ich so fr\u00fch machen? Photosynthese?<\/p>\n<p>Nein! Eine Sonnenliege okkupieren! Als ordentlicher Deutscher h\u00e4tte ich bereits um 6:30 Uhr die sch\u00f6nste aller Sonnenliegen mit 2 Handt\u00fcchern, Badelatschen und einer Deutschlandflagge als meinen Besitz gekennzeichnet. Aber als unausgeschlafener Urlauber (es ist vor 12:00!!!) reicht auch 8:14 Uhr.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ich war \u00fcberrascht! Au\u00dfer den Liegenaufstellern und zwei Joggern war niemand weit und breit zu sehen! Dachte ich doch, es gibt die senile Bettflucht und den Schlussverkauf auf Sonnenliegen am letzten Tag. Oder ist gar Taschenausverkauf bei Valentino und Guess?<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ich bin \u00fcberfordert. Ich habe die Auswahl aus ungez\u00e4hlt vielen Liegen und geflochtenen Betten, mit Sonne, ohne Sonne, neben der Dusche, neben dem Pool, an der Bar, neben der Bar, unterhalb der Bar, an der Reling, Backbord, Steuerbord, in Fahrtrichtung und dagegen. Ich k\u00f6nnte nun alle 30 Sekunden meine Liege wechseln um die eine zu finden, die mich heute den ganzen Tag in den Schlaf schaukeln wird.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Da ist sie! Ich werde mir jetzt einige Tensatoren organisieren und sie als mein Hoheitsgebiet abstecken. Ich werde eine ganze Stadt auf ihr errichten. Nein, was sage ich, ich werde einen Kontinent erbauen, Zivilisationen ansiedeln und Ackerbau und Viehzucht betreiben. 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